So, my kids are, of course, hilarious. I want to share some of that hilarity with you.
Dominic, "Tomorrow, I'm going to play with J- all day to cement our relationship." Do what? How old did you say you were?
Gabriel, "D*%#$." Me, "What did you say?" Gabriel, "Ummm, nothing?"
Gabriel, "I can't believe someone would betray their country for money. That's just disgusting. And, I can't believe that they arrested this woman when she wasn't guilty. I mean, she was pregnant!" (He just read a book about traitors, during research about Benedict Arnold.) Um, son, pregnant women go to jail, too.
And, the one that takes the cake:
Gary sent me some items from Fredericks of Hollywood. These came with a catalog. I was removing the catalog and Xavier noticed it. This is the conversation that ensued (or as close as I can remember).
Xavier: Nice. Women in bikinis.
Me: Well, actually, that's a bra and underwear.
Xavier: Even better. Can I have that?
Xavier: I like looking at girls in bikinis.
He's eight, people!!!!!!!!!!!