Monday, March 28, 2011

Things Kids Say

I have been saving up an entire month's worth of sayings for you.  Too bad my brain can only remember a few.

Yesterday, we got a lovely shelf.  Today, Dominic, Xavier, and I put it together.  At one point, I was bent over in front of Dominic who said, "Mom, not to say anything against your gender, but have you noticed that women tend to have big butts?"  


Do you think he was trying to tell me something?




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Later, while discussing various bombers, Dominic made the observation that B2's were awesome.  


Xavier said, "You think everything is awesome."


To which I responded (admittedly setting myself up), "Dominic, do you think I'm awesome."


Dominic replied, "No."


After some whining on my part discussion on the topic, Dominic relented, "Fine.  You're a little awesome."


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Gary asked Xavier how a bump on his head was doing.  When Xavier responded that it was the same, Gary thought it might grow into a horn.


Xavier said, "I hope it becomes an Adamantium horn."


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Dominic said he's going as "Awesome" for Halloween this year.  Who, you ask, is Awesome?


Apparently, he's Legolas, from Lord of the Rings.


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And, on the husband front:  While I was trying to figure out how to make an invisible cast on, "The problem with knitting with invisible stitches is that you can't see when you drop one."


Everyone's a comedian in my life, which makes it kind of nice.

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, they're all comedians over here, too.

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  2. PS you missing a rooster?
    http://lifetimelearning.blogspot.com/2011/03/on-chickens-falling-from-sky.html

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