I have my a house full of gluten police. Heard here:
"You can have tacos, Mom. They don't have any gluten."
"Would you like me to make you a salad?" (After me mentioning the Krispy Kreme I saw on the corner.)
"Mom, you can't eat any of this stuff."
"It's okay Mom. There's lots of other stuff you can eat."
I love my family.