An Ode to My Sister
You're my favorite sister,
And, after much considered thought,
I'm pretty sure, sister,
It's not 'cause you're the one I've got.
I love you more than pumpkin pie,
But that's not saying much,
'Cause the love I feel for pumpkin pie,
Is really not a bunch.
I love you more than grocery stores,
And that can be no lie.
'Cause when it comes to grocery stores,
I'd rather say goodbye.
I love you more than mornings,
But that's no news to share
'Cause when it comes to mornings,
I can be quite a bear.
I love you more than chocolate,
And now we're getting somewhere.
'Cause though I used to hate chocolate,
I crave it now; I swear.
I love you more than tea,
And you know that means a lot.
'Cause a life without tea,
Is just a horrible thought.
I love you more than knitting,
And now you know you're tops.
'Cause we all know that knitting
at my house never stops.