Today, I made Dominic some awesome granola bars. They're similar to a kind that have a lot of fiber in them, but without all the things he's allergic to- corn, soy, and rice.
As he was eating them, he started a monologue that went something like this, "The only reason companies use corn and soy oil instead of olive oil is because it's cheaper. I mean, it's okay to have some corn and soy, but not as much as we, as a society, have every day."
All true, but what made me laugh was his, "we, as a society." I can't imagine where he got that line. *ahem*