Sunday, October 6, 2013

A Spider Tried to Kill Me

A couple days ago, I was on my way to the doctor's office early in the morning. Early, of course, being relative. It was about 9 o'clock. 

There I was, driving down the road, wishing I had some caffein in my house, when suddenly a spider jumped, jumped onto the dashboard in front of me. Now, you have to understand that I am not bothered by spiders. I mean, they give me the eebie jeebies, but so do mice, roaches, bats, guinea pig, moles, etc. I'm not scared of them. 

But this spider JUMPED out in front of me while I was driving down the road earlyish in the morning. My hands jerked to the left, but only a wee bit. Thankfully. Because for the first time ever, there was an 18 wheeler in the other lane driving toward me. Had I actually swerved into the other lane, my accident would have been one of those where the police said, "The driver of the van suddenly swerved into oncoming traffic for unknown reasons," because we all know that spider would have been long gone.

I got that spider back. My iPhone killed it when it got close enough to me. iPhone 1: spider 0

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